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  • Global shipping lanes face heightened risk and increased costs as conflict in the Middle East escalates, impacting LNG prices and prompting nations like the UK and Australia to bolster military presence in the Gulf.
  • The U.S. Supreme Court continues to issue significant rulings, recently siding with a Christian counselor and striking down a Colorado ban on 'conversion therapy' for LGBTQ+ youth, while also addressing issues like birthright citizenship and potentially impacting mail-in voting.
  • Technological advancements are rapidly evolving, with Google's quantum research potentially hardening Bitcoin, and concerns rising over AI's impact, including mental burnout among heavy users and a lawsuit against OpenAI for a ChatGPT version of a children's book.
  • Geopolitical tensions are high, with Iran signaling a potential end to hostilities if security guarantees are met but resisting direct negotiations, while the U.S. reopens its embassy in Venezuela, signaling a thaw in relations.
  • Economic pressures are mounting globally, with European inflation surging due to energy prices, Oracle reportedly firing tens of thousands amid financial crisis records, and the UK hospitality sector anticipating significant job cuts and closures.

ZeroHedge

  • Bush Carrier Begins Scheduled Deployment Across Atlantic, With USS Ford Down For Repairs In Croatia 27 minutes ago by Tyler Durden

    Bush Carrier Begins Scheduled Deployment Across Atlantic, With USS Ford Down For Repairs In Croatia The aircraft carrier USS George HW Bush departed its homeport in Virginia on Tuesday to begin operations for its scheduled deployment, at a moment the Iran war has shown signs of escalation - even as the White House signals it's ready to find an offramp. The new carrier group could add a big further US force injection, assuming that's the purpose. The Bush carrier just launched from Naval Station Norfolk, the Navy confirmed. The full George HW Bush Carrier Strike Group includes Carrier Air Wing 7 over 5,000

  • 4 Things To Know About SCOTUS Case That Could End Birthright Citizenship an hour ago by Tyler Durden

    4 Things To Know About SCOTUS Case That Could End Birthright Citizenship Authored by Sam Dorman via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours), The Supreme Court is set to consider a landmark case challenging President Donald Trump’s bid to limit birthright citizenship. The Supreme Court in Washington on Feb. 21, 2026. Madalina Kilroy/The Epoch Times The case, known as Trump v. Barbara, is set for oral argument on April 1. Upon entering office, Trump signed an order barring the children of illegal immigrants born in the United States from securing citizenship. It also applies to mothers on temporary U.S. visas who give birth in the country. The

  • Beyond Cheap Fish Oil: How A 5:1 DHA Ratio Powers Brain Health & Vision an hour ago by Tyler Durden

    Beyond Cheap Fish Oil: How A 5:1 DHA Ratio Powers Brain Health & Vision Omega-3s are an amazing family of fats that our bodies can't make efficiently on their own. Long used for general heart and inflammation support, research shows that when formulated with a heavy emphasis on DHA plus targeted eye nutrients, they can support brain structure, cognitive performance, memory, attention, and eye/retinal health.  Most people get very little DHA from their modern diet, especially with high intake of processed seed oils that compete with omega-3s. Studies suggest that boosting DHA intake with a targeted formula can support brain function in

  • Asia Burns More Coal As Middle East War Sends LNG Prices to 3-Year Highs 2 hours ago by Tyler Durden

    Asia Burns More Coal As Middle East War Sends LNG Prices to 3-Year Highs Submitted by Tsvetana Paraskova of OilPrice.com, Coal is back with a bang in Asia’s power generation, as countries scramble to contain the LNG supply shortage due to the war in the Middle East. Coal hasn’t really left most Asian economies, which rely on the fuel for much of their power generation. Amid the squeeze of natural gas supply due to the de facto closed Strait of Hormuz and the sky-rocketing LNG prices that few buyers in Asia can afford, nations are scrapping previous restraints to the use of coal-fired

  • Idaho Passes Strictest Law In The US For Transgenders Using Incorrect Bathrooms 2 hours ago by Tyler Durden

    Idaho Passes Strictest Law In The US For Transgenders Using Incorrect Bathrooms The transgender movement is widely regarded as a political insurgency rather than a civil rights movement, and for good reason.  Leftist activists often declare themselves to be "trans" as a political statement, even when they don't actually suffer from gender dysphoria, a rare mental illness that has little to do with gay rights or "social justice".  Children, by extension, are easily manipulated by such activists in the form of parents and teachers, and they tend to declare they are trans in order to please the brainwashing lunatics in their lives.   The


The Guardian

  • News outlets falsely report Somaliland called for extradition of Ilhan Omar a day ago by Faisal Ali
    Ilhan Omar, US politics, US news, Somaliland, Africa, World news

    Reports, based on X post from unofficial account, follow JD Vance’s accusations and threats of finding ‘legal remedies’ * Sign up for the Breaking News US email to get newsletter alerts in your inbox Several news outlets have falsely reported that Somaliland’s government called for the extradition of Ilhan Omar, basing their stories on a post from an X account that does not represent the state despite its claims to the contrary. Fox News, the New York Post, Sinclair Broadcast Group’s the National News Desk and the Independent ran stories on the US representative. The reports centred on a post by @RepOfSomaliland

  • Interpol arrest warrant requested in Congo-Brazzaville for Jean-Guy Blaise Mayolas a day ago by Ed Aarons and Romain Molina
    Football, Fifa, Sport, Africa

    * Football federation president on the run with wife and son * Conviction in absentia of wide-ranging corruption charges Authorities in Congo-Brazzaville have applied to Interpol for an international arrest warrant against Jean-Guy Blaise Mayolas, the president of the country’s football federation, Fecofoot, after he was convicted of embezzling $1.1m in Fifa funds. Mayolas is on the run with his wife and son after they were all sentenced to life imprisonment this month for embezzling funds provided by world football’s governing body as part of its Covid-19 relief plan in February 2021. As the Guardian revealed last year, that included almost

  • Weather tracker: Thunderstorms drench UAE and Saudi Arabia 2 days ago by James Michelin for MetDesk
    Environment, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, World news, Middle East and north Africa, Libya, Africa, Qatar, Oman, Dubai

    Abnormally strong jet stream triggers deluge in Middle East, while north Africa braces for 60-80mph gusts An unusual weather pattern unleashed severe thunderstorms across parts of the Middle East last week, battering countries including the United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia. The Arabian peninsula – typically dominated by arid desert climates – received up to 150mm of rain in just a few days. The deluge was caused by an abnormally strong jet stream, which helped a deep area of low pressure to develop north of Saudi Arabia. This, in turn, drew moist tropical air from the Indian Ocean and triggered intense storms. Continue

  • Urgent action needed to prevent surge in digital violence in Africa, experts say 2 days ago by Sarah Johnson
    Global development, Women's rights and gender equality, Online abuse, Society, Social media, Media, Africa, Kenya, Ethiopia, Uganda, South Africa, Tunisia, Violence against women and girls, World news

    A huge rise in internet users under the age of 30 has fuelled an increase in online violence against women and girls with devastating real-life effects, activists say Activists and lawyers in Africa are calling for urgent action to protect women, girls and boys as digital violence surges across the continent. A massive rise in internet users, coupled with huge numbers of people aged under 30, has fuelled an increase in gendered online violence across the continent, according to experts, by giving perpetrators new tools to control and silence women and girls, and influence boys. Continue reading...

  • Goodbye Graaff-Reinet: South African town’s name change stirs racial tensions 3 days ago by Rachel Savage in Graaff-Reinet/Robert Sobukwe
    South Africa, Colonialism, Race, Africa, World news

    Minister’s decision to ditch town’s colonial-era identity and honour anti-apartheid activist divides residents A South African town is divided over changing its name from the colonial-era Graaff-Reinet to Robert Sobukwe, after the anti-apartheid activist, in a debate that has inflamed racial tensions. Petitions have been signed, rival marches held and a formal letter of complaint sent to the sports, arts and culture minister, Gayton McKenzie, who approved the name change on 6 February. Continue reading...


South China Morning Post

  • Trump says US could end war in Iran in 2 to 3 weeks 2 hours ago by Reuters

    ⁠President Donald ⁠Trump said on Tuesday ⁠that the US could end its military campaign against Iran within two to three weeks. “We’ll be leaving very soon,” ‌he told reporters in the White House’s Oval Office, adding that the exit could take place “within two weeks, maybe two weeks, maybe three”. The declaration was Trump’s clearest to ⁠date that he intends to soon end a month-long ‌war that has reordered the Middle East, disrupted global energy markets and changed ‌the trajectory of the...

  • New York Mayor Mamdani puts city’s government back on TikTok 3 hours ago by Associated Press

    Almost three years ago, New York City joined governments across the country in banning TikTok from its phones over security concerns about the Chinese social media site. On Tuesday, Mayor Zohran Mamdani, a bona fide social media star, took to the app to announce a reversal: “TikTok, we’re back.” The city will now allow agencies to start posting again on the short-form social media site as long as departments follow a set of security precautions, according to a memo from city cybersecurity...

  • How selective outrage over Iran war exposes the limits of realpolitik 3 hours ago by Jawad Khalid

    As with any conflict, the war in Iran has driven people to choose sides and adopt partisan positions. This includes the view that, despite the acts of aggression by the US and Israel, the Islamic Republic somehow “deserves” the attacks due to years of regional instability caused by its Axis of Resistance. This is not to suggest that the Iranian regime has always been a victim. The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’ transgressions through the Quds Force have been well documented. But let’s be...

  • Trump fumes as judge halts his White House ballroom project unless Congress approves it 5 hours ago by Reuters

    A US judge blocked Donald Trump on Tuesday from proceeding with construction of a US$400 million ballroom on the site of the White House’s demolished East Wing, halting for now one of the Republican president’s most visible efforts to reshape the seat of American power. US District Judge Richard ‌Leon granted a request for a preliminary injunction by the National Trust for Historic Preservation, a non-profit organisation that brought a lawsuit alleging Trump exceeded his authority when he razed...

  • Iran says it has ‘will’ to end war, as Trump zigzags on escalation 5 hours ago by Agence France-Presse

    Iran has the “necessary will” to end the war with the US and Israel, President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Tuesday, stressing that Tehran was seeking guarantees the conflict would not flare up again. The comment by the head of state – which boosted markets in the US – came after a day of heavy strikes on Iran and followed a tough warning from the powerful Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The Guards threatened to retaliate against leading US tech firms such as Google, Meta and Apple from...


New York Times

  • Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From University of Pennsylvania 3 hours ago by Michael C. Bender and Alan Blinder
    Colleges and Universities, Decisions and Verdicts, Federal Courts (US), Anti-Semitism, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, University of Pennsylvania

    The government’s effort to collect the names and phone numbers of Jewish people on campus as it investigates antisemitism has upset some people who worry about how the information will be used.

  • Judge Blocks Trump’s Order to End Funding for NPR and PBS 5 hours ago by Benjamin Mullin
    Decisions and Verdicts, United States Politics and Government, Television, Federal Aid (US), Radio, National Public Radio, Public Broadcasting Service

    The ruling will have minimal effect on the federal money going to public media because Congress voted to claw back funding. But it could have implications for any future funding.

  • Justice Dept. Struggles to Respond to Trump’s Suit Against IRS 2 hours ago by Andrew Duehren and Alan Feuer
    Suits and Litigation (Civil), Compensation for Damages (Law), Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp, Internal Revenue Service, Justice Department, New York Times, ProPublica, Habba, Alina, Littlejohn, Charles Edward, Obama, Barack, Trump, Donald J, Williams, Kathleen M, Florida

    Officials at the department and the White House are in the middle of a messy and complicated debate over how to respond to President Trump’s lawsuit demanding $10 billion from the I.R.S.

  • Trump Redefines ‘Regime Change’ in Iran War 6 hours ago by Edward Wong
    US and Israeli Attack on Iran (2026), United States International Relations, US-Venezuela Conflict (2025- ), Hegseth, Pete, Maduro, Nicolas, Rubio, Marco, Trump, Donald J, Khamenei, Mojtaba (1969- ), Iran, Venezuela, United States Politics and Government

    President Trump and his aides have made contradictory statements on whether the United States and Israel have transformed the Iranian government through violence.

  • Forgoing Oversight of Iran War, G.O.P. Calls Hegseth to Testify on Budget 2 hours ago by Megan Mineiro
    US and Israeli Attack on Iran (2026), Hegseth, Pete, Defense Department, Democratic Party, Republican Party, House of Representatives, Senate

    After resisting calls for public hearings for weeks, House Republicans have called the secretary of defense to testify at a budget hearing in late April for the first time since the attacks on Iran began.


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