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  • The ongoing conflict in the Middle East continues to dominate global headlines, with a fragile ceasefire between Iran and the US being tested by Israeli actions in Lebanon, impacting oil prices and international trade routes like the Strait of Hormuz.
  • Technological advancements are rapidly shaping industries, evidenced by CoreWeave's expanded AI deal and Fervo Energy's significant turbine supply agreement, while OpenAI shelves its UK 'Stargate' project, impacting Britain's AI ambitions.
  • Geopolitical tensions are escalating, with a DOJ criminal investigation into Cassidy Hutchinson, Republican obstruction of Iran war powers votes, and accusations of pro-Iranian hackers breaching US infrastructure, alongside international disputes over trade, deportations, and elections.
  • Economic indicators show mixed signals, with continuing jobless claims at a two-year low, but CMBS delinquencies soaring to COVID highs and savings rates sliding, as nations grapple with inflation and potential food crises exacerbated by global instability.
  • Industry news sees significant executive shifts and notable events, including the death of Texas Pacific Land's largest shareholder, the closure of Getty Center for renovations, and the upcoming auction of a piece of the Eiffel Tower.

ZeroHedge

  • Texas Pacific Land Crashes After Largest Shareholder Dies an hour ago by Tyler Durden

    Texas Pacific Land Crashes After Largest Shareholder Dies Land-and-royalty company Texas Pacific Land Corp. crashed the most since early Covid after the head of its largest shareholder unexpectedly died.  Bloomberg reports that Murray Stahl, CEO of Horizon Kinetics and a TPL board member, died on Thursday, sending shares spiraling lower by 17% in late-afternoon trading. This marked the largest intraday decline in the stock since early 2020. Stahl was described as a longtime believer in TPL, one of the largest private landowners in Texas, with most of its acreage concentrated in the oil-rich Permian Basin of West Texas. TPL generates revenue by owning land, collecting

  • Minneapolis Pushes To Legalize Sex Bath-Houses For Gay Somali Immigrants 2 hours ago by Tyler Durden

    Minneapolis Pushes To Legalize Sex Bath-Houses For Gay Somali Immigrants Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity.news, Minneapolis city leaders are barreling ahead with plans to legalize adult bathhouses and sex venues where consenting adults can engage in sexual activity, scrapping a 38-year ban enacted during the AIDS epidemic. The push, driven by activists, comes as the gay Somali community in Minneapolis has been clamoring to legalize bathhouses. City leaders are considering the proposal that would allow patrons to engage in sexual intercourse in the venues, the New York Post reports. This latest development underscores the deepening assimilation issues in a city long transformed by mass Somali immigration. >

  • DOJ Opens Criminal Investigation Into J6 Committee Star Witness Cassidy Hutchinson 2 hours ago by Tyler Durden

    DOJ Opens Criminal Investigation Into J6 Committee Star Witness Cassidy Hutchinson Authored by Debra Heine via American Greatness, The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has opened a criminal investigation into Cassidy Hutchinson, the former White House staffer who made a number of false claims about President Donald Trump before the January 6 Committee in June 2022. The probe, led by the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division under Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon, began in early April 2026 after a criminal referral from Rep. Barry Loudermilk (R-Ga.). In December 2024, the House Administration’s Oversight Subcommittee, which is chaired by Loudermilk, released a 128-page interim report concluding that the J6 star witness

  • Medicore 30Y Auction Has First Tail Since November 3 hours ago by Tyler Durden

    Medicore 30Y Auction Has First Tail Since November After a solid 3Y auction and a tepid 10Y auction earlier this week, moments ago the Treasury concluded the final coupon auction of the week, when it sold $22 billion in a 30 year reopening in what was another average auction. The sale stopped at a high yield of 4.876%, virtually unchanged from 4.871% a month ago and the highest since last July. It also tailed the When Issued 4.871% by 0.5bps, the first tail since November. The bid to cover was 2.385, down from 2.452 in March and the lowest since December '25.  The internals

  • NYC Mayor's 'Racial Equity Plan' Would Direct City Resources To 'Black And Brown New Yorkers' 3 hours ago by Tyler Durden

    NYC Mayor's 'Racial Equity Plan' Would Direct City Resources To 'Black And Brown New Yorkers' Authored by Bryan Hyde via American Greatness, Democratic New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has introduced a “racial equity plan” directing city resources to “black and brown New Yorkers” in an attempt to “confront institutional and systemic racism within our city.” The mayor’s policy proposal targets housing, health, and economic opportunities, and seeks to address disparities by prioritizing neighborhoods and residents that have supposedly been historically marginalized by economic or structural factors. Mamdani’s Preliminary Citywide Racial Equity Plan and True Cost of Living Measure prompted a warning from U.S. Assistant


The Guardian

  • Wild chimpanzees recorded waging ‘civil war’ with coordinated attacks between two groups 2 hours ago by Gloria Dickie
    Primatology, Global development, Environment, Uganda, Animals, Africa, Science, Endangered species, Wildlife, World news, Animal behaviour, Biology

    New study describes what may be the first case of a unified community of chimps, in Uganda, turning on itself On a June day in 2015, primatologist Aaron Sandel was quietly observing a small cluster of the Ngogo chimpanzee group in Uganda’s Kibale national park when he noticed something strange. As other members of the chimpanzees’ wider group moved closer through the forest, the chimpanzees in front of him began to display nervous behaviour. They grimaced and touched each other for reassurance, acting more like they were about to meet strangers than close companions. In hindsight, Sandel said, that moment was the

  • A day in the life of a 19-year-old in ICE detention: ‘I feel that this nightmare is not going to end’ 9 hours ago by Maanvi Singh
    ICE (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement), Trump administration, US immigration, US news, US politics, World news, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Texas, Africa

    Olivia has been detained for months at the sprawling Dilley center in Texas. She has lost 20lb, and wakes up every day with a headache Each day in detention feels like 48 hours for Olivia. The 19-year-old asylum seeker from the Democratic Republic of the Congo has been at the Dilley Immigration processing center in Texas for more than four months. Continue reading...

  • US seeks to deport Kilmar Ábrego García to Liberia despite new Costa Rica deal 2 days ago by Associated Press
    US immigration, ICE (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement), US news, Donald Trump, Trump administration, US politics, Liberia, Costa Rica, World news, Americas, Africa, El Salvador

    Man born in El Salvador has been fighting removal to series of ‘third’ countries after mistaken deportation last year US government attorneys on Tuesday told a federal judge the Department of Homeland Security still intends to deport Kilmar Ábrego García to Liberia, despite a new agreement with Costa Rica to accept deportees who cannot legally be returned to their home countries. The Salvadorian national’s case has become a focal point in the immigration debate after he was mistakenly deported to El Salvador last year. Since his return, he has been fighting a second deportation to a series of African countries proposed by

  • ‘We still deserve due process,’ says Cambodian man deported by US to Eswatini 2 days ago by Rebecca Ratcliffe in Bangkok and Rachel Savage in Johannesburg
    ICE (US Immigration and Customs Enforcement), Eswatini, Africa, World news, Trump administration, US news, US politics, Cambodia

    Pheap Rom was one of 15 people sent to prison in African kingdom last year despite completing US sentences A Cambodian man deported by the US said he would have accepted being sent to Cambodia, but instead ended up imprisoned in Eswatini, a country he knew so little about that when he first read the name he thought it was another immigration detention centre in Louisiana. Pheap Rom, who had been convicted of attempted murder, was one of 10 deportees sent to Eswatini by the US in October 2025. They joined a group of five men, from Cambodia, Cuba, Jamaica, Vietnam and

  • People of Burkina Faso should forget about democracy, says military ruler 6 days ago by Rachel Savage in Johannesburg
    Burkina Faso, World news, Africa

    Ibrahim Traoré, who took power in 2022 coup, tells state broadcaster ‘we must tell the truth, democracy isn’t for us’ People in Burkina Faso should forget about democracy as it is “not for us”, the military president, Ibrahim Traoré, told the country’s state broadcaster. Traoré took power in a coup in September 2022, toppling another junta that had taken power just nine months earlier. He has since stifled opposition and in January banned political parties outright. Continue reading...


South China Morning Post

  • Brazil on track to fill China beef export quota by May as prices hit all-time high 42 minutes ago by Igor Patrick

    Brazil is set to exhaust its annual beef export quota to China by early May, industry officials said, as cattle prices hit a nominal record and Beijing’s import restrictions forced exporters across South America to scramble for alternative markets. The benchmark price for finished cattle tracked by the Centre for Advanced Studies on Applied Economics at the University of São Paulo reached R$365 (US$71.57) per arroba (per 11.5-15kg) on Wednesday, a gain of 12.5 per cent over the past 12 months,...

  • Melania Trump denies any ties to Epstein or knowledge of his crimes an hour ago by Associated Press

    US first lady Melania Trump is denying ties to Jeffrey Epstein and knowledge of his crimes, saying on Thursday that the “stories are completely false” and calling online accusations that she was somehow involved “smears about me”. “The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. “The individuals lying about me are devoid of ethical standards, humility and respect. “I do not object to their ignorance but rather I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my...

  • Russia criminalises denial of ‘Soviet genocide’ by Nazis during World War II 2 hours ago by dpa

    Russia has formally designated Nazi crimes against the Soviet population during World War II as genocide and criminalised their denial, after President Vladimir Putin signed amendments to the country’s criminal code, the Kremlin said on Thursday. The term “genocide of the Soviet people” has increasingly been used in Russia in recent years. Authorities have also proposed repurposing a closed museum dedicated to the Soviet-era Gulag system into one focused on victims of Nazi crimes. Moscow has...

  • Trump’s tariff threat on European cars escalates global trade tensions 2 hours ago by Bloomberg

    US President Donald Trump said he plans to impose a 20 per cent tariff on all cars imported from the European Union unless the trade bloc “soon” removes import duties and other barriers to US goods, escalating global trade tensions. “Based on the Tariffs and Trade Barriers long placed on the US and it great companies and workers by the European Union, if these Tariffs and Barriers are not soon broken down and removed, we will be placing a 20% Tariff on all of their cars coming into the U.S....

  • UK tracked Russia submarines in alleged Atlantic ‘covert’ operation: defence secretary 3 hours ago by Agence France-Presse

    Britain said on Thursday it had tracked and deterred three Russian submarines on an alleged month-long “covert operation” in UK waters in the North Atlantic near vital undersea cables and pipelines. Disclosing details of the joint mission with Norway and other unspecified allies, British Defence Secretary John Healey said there was no evidence the Russian vessels had damaged the subsea infrastructure. The UK minister said he was revealing the operation, which involved British warships and...


New York Times

  • Iran’s Battered Leaders Emerge From War Confident — and With New Cards 8 hours ago by Yeganeh Torbati and Erika Solomon
    US and Israeli Attack on Iran (2026), Defense and Military Forces, International Relations, Iran, Strait of Hormuz, Tehran (Iran), Politics and Government

    For Iran’s theocratic rulers, just surviving the U.S.-Israeli onslaught means victory. But the seeds of their next crisis may already be planted.

  • European Leaders Demand That U.S. Cease-Fire With Iran Include Lebanon 5 hours ago by Amelia Nierenberg
    Defense and Military Forces, International Relations, US and Israeli Attack on Iran (2026), Iran-Israel Proxy Conflict, United States International Relations, European Union, Hezbollah, Great Britain, France, Spain

    Britain, France and the European Union condemned Israel’s strikes targeting Hezbollah in the country, saying these threatened the truce.

  • Melania Trump Says She Was Not a Victim of Jeffrey Epstein an hour ago by Shawn McCreesh
    Trump, Melania, Epstein, Jeffrey E (1953- ), Maxwell, Ghislaine, Trump, Donald J, United States Politics and Government, Human Trafficking, Sex Crimes, Child Abuse and Neglect, Prostitution

    Responding to what she said were smears, the first lady said she never had knowledge of Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of victims. She called on Congress to continue investigating.

  • How Trump Purged Immigration Judges to Speed Up Deportations 11 hours ago by Nicholas Nehamas, Allison McCann, Steven Rich, Jazmine Ulloa and Hamed Aleaziz
    Deportation, Illegal Immigration, United States Politics and Government, Immigration Detention, Asylum, Right of, Courts and the Judiciary, Executive Office for Immigration Review, Homeland Security Department, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (US), Justice Department, National Assn of Immigration Judges, Miller, Stephen (1985- ), Biden, Joseph R Jr, Trump, Donald J

    Judges are ordering an unprecedented number of people deported after coming under significant pressure from the administration to do so or risk losing their jobs.

  • In a Deep Red Town In Pennsylvania, Locals Vent Over a Planned ICE Detention Center 11 hours ago by Chris Hippensteel
    Immigration Detention, Homeland Security Department, United States Politics and Government, Deportation, Midterm Elections (2026), Warehouses, Real Estate (Commercial), Sewers and Sewage, Immigration and Emigration, Infrastructure (Public Works), Property Taxes, Local Government, Water, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (US), Shapiro, Josh (1973- ), Schuylkill County (Pa), Pennsylvania

    The Tremont, Pa., area has roughly 2,000 residents and limited resources. The Trump administration plans to convert a warehouse there to hold nearly four times as many people.


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