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  • Geopolitical tensions escalated with tanker movements through the Strait of Hormuz and debates over military flight approvals, as Iran offered to end the 'war' if security guarantees were met, leading to oil price fluctuations.
  • The tech sector saw significant upheaval, with Oracle reportedly firing thousands amid financial market volatility, Google's quantum research impacting Bitcoin security, and memory stick prices collapsing due to flooded markets.
  • European economic indicators showed a jump in inflation driven by soaring energy prices, while job openings dropped in the US, signaling a potential slowdown in hiring and quits.
  • Renewable energy stocks surged as an energy shock revived interest in the sector, and developments in advanced weaponry, such as Pentagon-weighed anti-drone laser deployment, indicated a shift in defense strategies.
  • The US Supreme Court made key decisions, striking down a Colorado ban on 'conversion therapy' and siding with a Christian counselor, while also unveiling a whistleblower portal to combat healthcare fraud.

ZeroHedge

  • Another Greek Tanker Sneaks Through Strait Of Hormuz 14 minutes ago by Tyler Durden

    Another Greek Tanker Sneaks Through Strait Of Hormuz Another Greek-controlled oil tanker has crossed the Strait of Hormuz, despite Iran's declaration that only "friendly" vessels will be allowed to make the transit, marking the fourth such voyage since hostilities in the Middle East began. The suezmax Pola, which switched off its tracking system in the Persian Gulf on March 10, was detected again on Monday by the Automatic Identification System: it was located several thousand miles away.  The ship was sailing in the eastern Indian Ocean near the maritime corridor off the coast of Indonesia’s Sumatra island, according to vessel tracking data compiled by

  • Stock Market Breadth: Warning Or Opportunity? 34 minutes ago by Tyler Durden

    Stock Market Breadth: Warning Or Opportunity? Authored by Lance Roberts via RealInvestmentAdvice.com, The S&P 500 is down roughly 7% from its January 27 all-time high. Unsurprisingly, the media is full of “red” headlines discussing the seemingly “endless” correction we are in. Unsurprisingly, previously complacent investors are now anxious, as nothing seems to be working. But that index-level headline conceals something far more alarming: stock market breadth has collapsed. According to Morgan Stanley, approximately 42% of S&P 500 members are already down 20% or more from their 52-week highs. More than 200 companies are in their own private bear markets, even as the index itself is not. This

  • Air Canada CEO Out After Admitting In PR Video That He Can't Speak French an hour ago by Tyler Durden

    Air Canada CEO Out After Admitting In PR Video That He Can't Speak French Michael Rousseau is on his way out as head of Air Canada, after a crisis response that somehow made a bad situation worse - and then kept digging. The backdrop: a fatal March 22 crash at LaGuardia Airport involving a flight from Montreal to New York City. Two pilots were killed. Rousseau responded with a video offering his “deepest sorrow for everyone affected,” but delivered almost all of it in English, tossing in a token “bonjour” and “merci” like that would smooth things over, according to Bloomberg. It did not. In

  • Rubio Issues Veiled Threat After France, Italy Are Latest NATO Allies To Block US Military Flights For Iran War an hour ago by Tyler Durden

    Rubio Issues Veiled Threat After France, Italy Are Latest NATO Allies To Block US Military Flights For Iran War Update(1320ET): We detailed earlier that more and more EU and NATO countries are moving to block US military flights operating in Iran. This includes Spain, Switzerland, Italy and now France.  Secretary of State Marco Rubio has declared "without the United States there is no NATO." In a fresh Al Jazeera interview Rubio appeared to issue a veiled threat, suggesting the US could pull the tens of thousands of troops which 'defend Europe' out of Europe. > The Trump administration is acting like a mafia boss. Prominent

  • Oracle Firing Tens Of Thousands As CDS Explodes To Financial Crisis Record 2 hours ago by Tyler Durden

    Oracle Firing Tens Of Thousands As CDS Explodes To Financial Crisis Record Two months ago, when ORCL announced it would raise $50 billion in a combination of stock and bonds to ease market fears about its soaring funding costs and lack of actual revenues and "to build additional capacity to meet the contracted demand from the company’s largest cloud customers, including Advanced Micro Devices, Meta Platforms, Nvidia, OpenAI, TikTok and xAI" we said that this latest example of financial engineering, which perhaps most importantly was meant to push its soaring Credit Default Swap lower, was doomed to fail.  We didnt have long to


The Guardian

  • News outlets falsely report Somaliland called for extradition of Ilhan Omar a day ago by Faisal Ali
    Ilhan Omar, US politics, US news, Somaliland, Africa, World news

    Reports, based on X post from unofficial account, follow JD Vance’s accusations and threats of finding ‘legal remedies’ * Sign up for the Breaking News US email to get newsletter alerts in your inbox Several news outlets have falsely reported that Somaliland’s government called for the extradition of Ilhan Omar, basing their stories on a post from an X account that does not represent the state despite its claims to the contrary. Fox News, the New York Post, Sinclair Broadcast Group’s the National News Desk and the Independent ran stories on the US representative. The reports centred on a post by @RepOfSomaliland

  • Interpol arrest warrant requested in Congo-Brazzaville for Jean-Guy Blaise Mayolas a day ago by Ed Aarons and Romain Molina
    Football, Fifa, Sport, Africa

    * Football federation president on the run with wife and son * Conviction in absentia of wide-ranging corruption charges Authorities in Congo-Brazzaville have applied to Interpol for an international arrest warrant against Jean-Guy Blaise Mayolas, the president of the country’s football federation, Fecofoot, after he was convicted of embezzling $1.1m in Fifa funds. Mayolas is on the run with his wife and son after they were all sentenced to life imprisonment this month for embezzling funds provided by world football’s governing body as part of its Covid-19 relief plan in February 2021. As the Guardian revealed last year, that included almost

  • Weather tracker: Thunderstorms drench UAE and Saudi Arabia a day ago by James Michelin for MetDesk
    Environment, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, World news, Middle East and north Africa, Libya, Africa, Qatar, Oman, Dubai

    Abnormally strong jet stream triggers deluge in Middle East, while north Africa braces for 60-80mph gusts An unusual weather pattern unleashed severe thunderstorms across parts of the Middle East last week, battering countries including the United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia. The Arabian peninsula – typically dominated by arid desert climates – received up to 150mm of rain in just a few days. The deluge was caused by an abnormally strong jet stream, which helped a deep area of low pressure to develop north of Saudi Arabia. This, in turn, drew moist tropical air from the Indian Ocean and triggered intense storms. Continue

  • Urgent action needed to prevent surge in digital violence in Africa, experts say 2 days ago by Sarah Johnson
    Global development, Women's rights and gender equality, Online abuse, Society, Social media, Media, Africa, Kenya, Ethiopia, Uganda, South Africa, Tunisia, Violence against women and girls, World news

    A huge rise in internet users under the age of 30 has fuelled an increase in online violence against women and girls with devastating real-life effects, activists say Activists and lawyers in Africa are calling for urgent action to protect women, girls and boys as digital violence surges across the continent. A massive rise in internet users, coupled with huge numbers of people aged under 30, has fuelled an increase in gendered online violence across the continent, according to experts, by giving perpetrators new tools to control and silence women and girls, and influence boys. Continue reading...

  • Goodbye Graaff-Reinet: South African town’s name change stirs racial tensions 3 days ago by Rachel Savage in Graaff-Reinet/Robert Sobukwe
    South Africa, Colonialism, Race, Africa, World news

    Minister’s decision to ditch town’s colonial-era identity and honour anti-apartheid activist divides residents A South African town is divided over changing its name from the colonial-era Graaff-Reinet to Robert Sobukwe, after the anti-apartheid activist, in a debate that has inflamed racial tensions. Petitions have been signed, rival marches held and a formal letter of complaint sent to the sports, arts and culture minister, Gayton McKenzie, who approved the name change on 6 February. Continue reading...


South China Morning Post

  • Iran says will target Apple, Google and Meta if more of its leaders are killed an hour ago by Agence France-Presse

    Iran’s Revolutionary Guards said on Tuesday that they would target leading US technology firms like Apple, Google and Meta if more Iranian leaders were killed in “targeted assassinations”. “These companies, starting from 8pm Tehran time on Wednesday, April 1, should expect the destruction of their relevant units in exchange for every assassination in Iran,” the Guards said in a statement listing the names of 18 companies it alleged were complicit in the killing of officials. “We advise the...

  • US top court rules against state ban on ‘conversion therapy’ for LGBTQ+ youth 3 hours ago by Associated Press

    The US Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled against a law banning “conversion therapy” for LGBTQ+ kids in Colorado, one of about two dozen states that ban the discredited practice. An 8-1 High Court majority sided with a Christian counsellor who argues the law banning talk therapy violates the First Amendment. The justices agreed that the law raises free speech concerns and sent it back to a lower court to decide if it meets a legal standard that few laws pass. Justice Neil Gorsuch, writing for the...

  • King Charles to visit US in late April amid Iran war concerns 6 hours ago by Agence France-Presse

    King Charles III will visit the United States in late April, Buckingham Palace said on Tuesday, despite some calls for the trip to be cancelled or delayed amid the Iran war. Confirmation of the monarch’s first state visit to the US comes at a rocky time for the so-called US-UK “special relationship”, with US President Donald Trump repeatedly criticising Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s reticence over the US-Israel war against Tehran. The trip by the king and Queen Camilla would “celebrate the...

  • Trump urges countries seeking oil to go to Strait of Hormuz and ‘just take it’ 6 hours ago by Reuters

    President ⁠Donald Trump on Tuesday urged countries that did not help in the US-Israeli strikes on Iran to buy American oil and go to ‌the Strait of Hormuz and “just TAKE it”. Trump singled out Britain and France as unhelpful in the month-long war that has roiled global markets, driven up energy prices and seen Iran effectively close oil ⁠tanker traffic through the Strait. “All of those countries that can’t ‌get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which ‌refused...

  • 3 Chinese ships exit Strait of Hormuz as PetroChina stresses operations stable 8 hours ago by Mandy Zuo,Carol Yang

    As global energy supplies are put under strain by Iranian disruption to shipping through the Strait of Hormuz, state-owned Chinese oil giant PetroChina has said its overall operations remain stable because most of its imports do not pass through the strait. However, the company’s investment operations in the Middle East had been “impacted to varying degrees”, as crude oil and natural gas imported through the strait accounted for about 10 per cent of its total operating volume, PetroChina...


New York Times

  • Trump Faces a Decision on Whether to Start a Ground War in Iran 6 hours ago by David E. Sanger and Tyler Pager
    internal-open-access-from-nl, US and Israeli Attack on Iran (2026), United States Politics and Government, United States Defense and Military Forces, Trump, Donald J, Iran

    The president wants a negotiation, but the Iranians say they are refusing until a cease-fire is declared. And while Marines and the 82nd Airborne Division offer new leverage, the risks escalate quickly.

  • Supreme Court Rejects Colorado Law Banning ‘Conversion Therapy’ for L.G.B.T.Q. Minors an hour ago by Ann E. Marimow
    Decisions and Verdicts, Therapy and Rehabilitation, Law and Legislation, Gender, Mental Health and Disorders, United States Politics and Government, Transgender, Courts and the Judiciary, Constitution (US), Supreme Court (US), Colorado

    The state and more than 20 others restrict therapists from trying to change the gender identity or sexual orientation of clients under 18.

  • How Immigration Policies Like Birthright Citizenship Shaped the Supreme Court Justices’ Histories an hour ago by Abbie VanSickle, Julie Tate and Ashley Cai
    Irish-Americans, Citizenship and Naturalization, United States Politics and Government, Slavery (Historical), Voting Rights, Registration and Requirements, Discrimination, Immigration and Emigration, Puerto Ricans, Courts and the Judiciary, Genealogy, Constitution (US), Supreme Court (US), Alito, Samuel A Jr, Barrett, Amy Coney, Gorsuch, Neil M, Jackson, Ketanji Brown (1970- ), Kagan, Elena, Kavanaugh, Brett M, Roberts, John G Jr, Sotomayor, Sonia, Thomas, Clarence, Trump, Donald J

    As the justices prepare to hear a landmark case about birthright citizenship, their family stories are a reminder that the law has shaped who can be an American.

  • U.S. Gas Prices Hit $4 a Gallon on Average, a ‘Headache’ for Drivers and Trump 5 hours ago by Emmett Lindner
    US and Israeli Attack on Iran (2026), Prices (Fares, Fees and Rates), United States Politics and Government, Oil (Petroleum) and Gasoline, Offshore Drilling and Exploration, Polls and Public Opinion, American Automobile Assn, Trump, Donald J

    A month since the first U.S.-Israeli attacks and Iran’s response effectively shut off Persian Gulf oil, drivers are paying significantly more to fill up.

  • Will $4 Gas Hurt Trump’s Approval Ratings? Here’s What History Shows. 6 hours ago by Ruth Igielnik and Katherine Chui
    Midterm Elections (2026), Trump, Donald J, Oil (Petroleum) and Gasoline, Iran, Bush, George W, Carter, Jimmy, Reagan, Ronald Wilson, Strait of Hormuz

    Presidents since at least the Carter administration have seen their approval ratings tied to gas prices. But there are signs the correlation may be weakening.


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